Valentines day is near...

As I feared, valentines day is near, and it still meant nothing to me.
Because I am still a bachelor which is same as for the years I had live.
With my current grades, health, physiology, I would imagine myself from the 3rd person perspective view and I would clearly deny to date someone like myself, LoL, freakin' @#$% rite?

And then I decided to draw something which could describe my current situation.

I wonder when will the bachelor life spree ends, LoL...