LoL situations

There is once i had a family reunion dinner.
The family members are to gather in the grandparents' house.
While dinner:

Dad: Do you want to nibble this duck head?
Grandpa: No, you can have it.
Dad: No can do, its poisonous!(In the sense of high cholesterol or some sort.

Then the people around loled.

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Seems kinda bored though...