Lol story

My uncle (youngest in my father's side) told me a story...

Once upon a time there is a farmer from China. he uses all his possession to buy seeds so that he could earn. After he planted those seeds, there is no plant growing, only he know that he has been cheated and the seeds is fake.

Since he lost all his possession, he thought that he may also end his life. Then he went to buy a bottle of pesticide, planning to commit suicide. But after he drank, nothing has happened, thus once again he found out that the poison is fake.

When his family found out that he tried to commit suicide and failed, they thought that it would be a blessing and they celebrate about it with wine and foods. The day later, the whole family died... Because the wine is fake too.