One day, the body parts were arguing which one of them are superior. The brain, the mouth, hand, legs and the anus were arguing. Brain: I control every part of the body, ofcoz I am the superior one! Mouth: If people does not eat with me, they'll die! Hand: If I don't pick up the food, you are no use! Legs: If i don't walk to the food, You're useless too! Anus: I am the superior one! And you don't wanna mess with me!
All other parts other than anus laughed, stating that it is useless.
The anus decided to shut up for a whole week. Then all the other body parts gave up.
So the anus is the superior one on all living beings.
The reason anus win is that the person cannot shit for a whole week and is greatly suffering, lol.
The lesson of this story is... Every part has its uses, even if it does not standing out too much.
There are a lot of people with various of high tech around us. But what are they using their phones for? mp3, radio, camera, video recorder and bla bla bla.
Yet they does not use their phone to pick up calls and reply sms.
Got alot of photos taken on the ball night. There are a number of gorgeous girl (which i barely know them) willing to take a photo with the phantasthick phour.
Visit here to view the photo and the events happened that day.
Recently I noticed that there are a lot of news reports regarding on molesters, kidnapping, raping, chopping peoples in the public and a lot more bad stuffs happening in our current society. I kept wondering why there are these kind of event happening and why are there this kind of irresponsible peoples everywhere.
What actually cause them to distort their minds, adults should be more mature and think more deeply before acting. Doesn't they feel bad when things like this happened to other people? Could they imagine the same thing if their stand is reversed?
I mean.. what the hell are the Moral studies for when it does not work? Should they have to implement a more effective way to guide the distorted?
Here is a note to everyone..
Learn self-defense technique to lower the risk of being molested, kidnapped, raped, being chopped peoples in the public and mose other bad stuffs (copied ans pasted from above).
For some reason, my blogspot seems to have some problem.. You may experience messed up advertistment and the message box, all of them are scattered on the left bar..
Today rush like hell for ETW assignment.. But then later AdrianC forced me to drive him to pyramid and he belanja me eat pizza. Too bad Joe has teleported to and unknown space which the phone line could not reach him, So no free pizza for him!
Today ordered a "sausage bites Dip-licious pizza. When he came, that delivery guy said that they doesn't have enough cheese sauce. Then he tell me that if they operator called up and ask me whether he delivered the sauce, said that he had.
Kinda pissed off. Without the sauce, the pizza is nothing, since I am a cheese lover. Guess that in order to rush the time so that they won't have to give out free pizza, the outlet choose to come without the sauce while the sauce is still not cooked.
Way to go pizzahut.. My foot. Enhance your service or eat dirt Pizzahut.
Whole body aching.. Wednesday, too hard to myself on exercise, especially when i didn't do it regularly. Done boxing pumping and tried to hand stand (failed like shit).
2 days later the sign shows up and whole body aching!
My uncle (youngest in my father's side) told me a story...
Once upon a time there is a farmer from China. he uses all his possession to buy seeds so that he could earn. After he planted those seeds, there is no plant growing, only he know that he has been cheated and the seeds is fake.
Since he lost all his possession, he thought that he may also end his life. Then he went to buy a bottle of pesticide, planning to commit suicide. But after he drank, nothing has happened, thus once again he found out that the poison is fake.
When his family found out that he tried to commit suicide and failed, they thought that it would be a blessing and they celebrate about it with wine and foods. The day later, the whole family died... Because the wine is fake too.
This is the connection Monash provided on their online database for the test. After the answers are submitted, it takes a few minutes to load another question.
Now time is getting low and I am still stuck in this condition.
Once again, while I am doing my bio report, I got bored and start drawing on a piece of blank paper.. then I noticed that its quite decent for my level, hence i made up my mind and post it up.
Then again i got a bad habit of trying to edit anything on the photoshop and ended up with another edited version with some effect.
People in cold countries wanted hot weather. People in hot countries wanted cold weather.
Kids wanted to get older so that they could do things they couldn't do. Adults wished that they were kids so that they does not have any responsibilities.
People intensely working wanted to have holiday. People which have too much holiday wanted to go back to work due to boringness.
It's getting harder to think of the sarcastic reality, lol.